shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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mynamesdiana:

You get so attached to people’s words that you forget that their actions have to match them

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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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disowns:

can i kiss your stupid fucking face or nah

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europhia:

in your eyes i’m just another brick in the wall of china

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