jesuschristvevo:

*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*

(via memoryisaficklesirenssong)

beyondblackandwhite:

i promise

i’ll stop eating

(via heavyheaarted)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via ryaninwonderland)

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

(via heavyheaarted)