faltantusbes0s:

My children WILL speak fluent Spanish.

(via cvli-cocvine)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via umbrhella)

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

(via heavyheaarted)

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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(via heavyheaarted)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph, via laughbitches)

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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(Source: skate-high, via laughbitches)